There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
porn star boner night. come get it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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