Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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