I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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