I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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