I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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