Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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