btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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