Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Randomize
