Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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