all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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