The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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