Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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