On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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