I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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