called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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