do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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