and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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