She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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