Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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