Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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