you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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