Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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