We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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