I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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