can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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