Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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