why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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