Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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