Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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