You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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