Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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