with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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