I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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