Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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