we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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