So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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