i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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