We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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