I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
