You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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