i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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