drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My bed smells like the plague
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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