doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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