she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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