My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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