too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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