Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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