I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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