Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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