what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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