How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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