yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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