I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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